A neighbour comes to Nasreddin Hoja

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"Would you lend me your donkey today, Hoja?" the neighbour asks, "I have goods to transport to the next town."

The Hoja answers: "I'm sorry, but I've already lent her to somebody else."

Suddenly the donkey is heard braying loudly behind a wall.

"You lied to me, Hoja!" the neighbour exclaims, "There is the donkey!"

"What do you mean?" the Hoja replies indignantly, "Whom would you rather believe, a donkey or your Hoja?"

One may someday have a choice between between a true Teacher–who seems wrong–or the braying of an ass–who seems right.

IRS Audits Grandpa

The IRS decides to audit Grandpa and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney. The auditor said, "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying...