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Loadshedding Ending Soon in South Africa

By Ejaz Khan South Africans have experienced increased loadshedding in the last few weeks. But not to worry, it will soon be a thing of the past. Well…Electricity, that is. “We are not good at this whole ‘keep the lights on thing’...so we are closing up shop” – Eskom...

Fortnite to only allow gamers login access every two weeks

By Ejaz Khan Players of the hit online game ’Fortnite’ will now only be able to play 1 day’s worth of the game every 2 weeks. This as many parents have struggled to bring normality to their kids sleeping habits and have all but given up on their teenage kids doing...

School Uniforms to be changed to Hoodies and Joggers

by Ejaz Khan ( @ejaz_k) In a brave move that will probably be met with some debate and loud uproar, the department of Education has decided to get rid of the current uniform system. Sources reveal that from now on, everyone will wear golf shirts and tracksuits, and in...

Lenasia soon to be renamed Ukuncokola, Roshnee to be called Khanyisa, and Azaadville to be renamed Mahalaville

by Ejaz Khan  (@ejaz_k) In a move that will shock many residents in all of these areas, their beloved towns will soon be getting new names. Lenasia will soon be renamed Ukuncokola, Roshnee will be called Khanyisa, and Azaadville will be renamed Mahalaville. As...